Summer School Scam

If you know of any wealthy foreign parents who are thinking of sending their children on a summer school program in Oxford to learn English, tell them to choose carefully.

There are scores of "language colleges" in the city, such as Oxford International Study Centre, claiming to:

1. provide students with "high calibre tutors and visiting speakers from academe or business"

2. have "good links with Oxford, Cambridge and other leading universities, and provision of individual educational counselling for students who wish to apply to a British University"

3. provide homestay accommodation; "all family rooms are inspected by our accommodation manager"

4. offer "a regular programme of cultural activities and excursions in the summer"


Sounds good, doesn't it?


Having worked for a grand total of two days in the accommodation office of the summer school in question, however, I can confirm that:

1. Four hours after starting my job, one of the other administrative workers in the office suggested to me that I do some teaching in the school, on the grounds that it paid more generously than the admin positions. When I pointed out that although I have a languages degree, I have neither qualifications nor experience in teaching, she laughed. "Oh, they don't care about that." Due to a shortage of teaching staff, the director of the company had asked a couple of the admin staff, unqualified and unprepared like me, to give English lessons to a group of young Chinese students.

2. The only link that I can reasonably see between the summer school and Oxford University is the fact that the word "Oxford" appears in the title of both. This makes me think that summer colleges rely on the prestigiousness of Oxford to attract customers and their money, rather than having any real link with the University itself.

3. Unsuitable accommodation arrangements were made in several cases, resulting in a 12-year old Russian girl being placed in Abingdon with three 16-year old Chinese girls for two weeks of her four-week course. I was forbidden to tell her parents that she would have to be re-housed halfway through her stay; "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it", said the boss. I was also at a loss as to how the girl in question was going to get to central Oxford every day for school. On the bus, age 12, alone in the UK and not speaking a word of English? Moreover, the claim that all homes are inspected before placing children in rooms, is simply not true. I don't think I need to point out why this is atrociously irresponsible.

4. This claim is also untrue. Due to staff shortages, there was a period of two or three days when the only "cultural and social" activities organised were walking tours of Oxford. Doesn't sound too bad, I hear you say. Think again: the walking tours consisted of one 22-year old girl on her own taking groups of up to forty five young children round the streets of the city. This is not only irresponsible on the part of the people in charge; it is also illegal, and leaves absolutely no room whatsoever for anything to go wrong. And let's face it: when you've got forty five kids with you, there's bound to be a crisis at some point.


I couldn't decide whether or not to post the name of the language school I worked at, on the grounds that I don't want to offend any of the good people who work there who do the best job they can in a difficult situation. I don't particularly want to get sued for libel, either. However, besides the fact that my blog has not (yet) reached great heights of fame and doesn't quite top the Blogrolls of the national press, none of what I said is untrue. Which is more, if revealing the name of the school means saving one parent from paying extortionate amounts of money to be maltreated by an organisation into whose hands they have placed their trust as well as their child's safety and happiness, I reckon I'll risk it.